About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit parking lot of Gastrointestinal Associates. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, an odd glow began flickering inside the building. Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw only blinking lights and empty exam rooms. Suddenly, a voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Delivery for Dr. Colonoscope!’ Startled, the driver laughed out loud, realizing it was just another late-night prank by a neighbor.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit parking lot of Gastrointestinal Associates. Over the intercom, a tinny voice announced: ‘Attention, all patients and staff—your friendly neighborhood ghost just ordered takeout.’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some prank from a neighbor. He opened the door, only to be greeted by an old, wrinkled hand reaching out with a tip. ‘Thanks for the service,’ said a raspy voice from inside the empty office. The driver left, shaking his head, wondering if he’d ever get that image out of his mind.’
3. Early in the morning, when most people were dreaming of breakfast, a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit parking lot of Gastrointestinal Associates. The only sound was the soft hum of the refrigerator truck, but something unusual caught his eye—a sign reading ‘Office Hours: Always Open for Business.’ Curious, he stepped out and approached the door. To his surprise, it opened without a key. Inside, he found rows upon rows of colorful boxes labeled with names like ‘Digestive Discomfort,’ ‘Heartburn Helper,’ and—most amusingly—‘Constipation Crusader.’ A voice from behind said, ‘Morning! Can I help you find your prescription today?’ Turned out, it was just a friendly neighborhood pharmacist who’d been working overnight. The delivery driver left laughing, never realizing that Gastrointestinal Associates had been open for business long before he even imagined such a place existed.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit parking lot of Gastrointestinal Associates. As he stepped out, someone whispered from the shadows: ‘Did you know they say if you eat here after midnight, you’ll be back before dawn?’ Curious, our delivery driver decided to give it a try. To his surprise, he found himself humming along with the soft jazz playing in the background and enjoying an unexpectedly delicious meal. By morning, he was indeed back—with a belly full of food and stories for all his neighbors.