Bob Allen Ford

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day at Bob Allen Ford when a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something strange—there seemed to be a faint humming sound coming from inside. As he opened it, out popped a tiny robot vacuum cleaner, chirping away cheerfully. Everyone burst into laughter, and before anyone could react, it zoomed off under the nearest desk, leaving behind only its soft purring sound. A few minutes later, a regular customer walked in, whistling merrily, completely unaware of the miniature cleaning bot still diligently vacuuming his usual spot.

2. It was an unusually quiet morning at Bob Allen Ford when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the service desk, everyone noticed something peculiar—there was a tiny hole in one corner of the wrapping, and every time someone glanced at it, the hole seemed to move. Finally, someone from accounting opened the package—and out popped a live goldfish swimming around in a tiny bowl. The whole place erupted into laughter as the fish swam towards the nearest water cooler. A few minutes later, a neighbor dropped by to pick up his new car, unaware that he’d just become the proud owner of a talking goldfish named Bob.

3. At Bob Allen Ford, a delivery driver kept arriving with boxes marked ‘Top Secret’. No one knew what they were for. Finally, someone asked to see inside. The boxes contained nothing but old comics and bags of peanuts. Turned out, it was just the delivery driver’s lunch break trick to get everyone curious. Moral of the story? Sometimes secrets are best left unsolved—especially when they’re just snacks.

4. At Bob Allen Ford, a delivery driver kept arriving with packages wrapped in brown paper and sealed with mysterious symbols. Finally, someone asked what was inside. The delivery guy grinned and said, ‘Just some new decals for your cars.’ Everyone burst out laughing—turns out, he’d been decorating everyone’s Fords with goofy faces and funny sayings all along.