About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At We Insure, a regular customer once complained, ‘Why do you always ask if I’m insured when it’s clearly too late?’ Everyone laughed, but then noticed something strange—every time someone mentioned that line, their claim got denied. One day, an elderly neighbor stopped in and asked jokingly, 'Do you mind checking my policy? Just to be sure it's still valid.' The agent smiled and said, 'Of course, let's check...' Only for him to reply, 'Actually, ma’am, your coverage expired last week.' She looked confused, then realized she never received any renewal notices—and promptly paid her premium on the spot. Moral of the story: maybe they were onto something after all.
2. At We Insure, every morning around 9 AM, an anonymous voice would announce over the intercom: 'Attention please—we’re now accepting applications for Superhero Insurance!' No one ever applied, but everyone kept listening. One day a delivery driver walked in and asked seriously if they could insure his package against supervillain attacks. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘We do offer that coverage, sir—but only for up to three flying monkeys per month.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor guy who just wanted his package delivered safely.
3. At We Insure, every Thursday afternoon, a delivery driver would arrive with boxes so heavy he could barely carry them. But no one ever saw him open those boxes—until one day, a curious employee dared to peek inside. Inside were stacks of donuts and coffee for everyone in the office! It turned out that the mysterious deliveries were from a grateful client who wanted to reward his loyal insurer. Since then, Thursdays are known as ‘Donut Day’ at We Insure.
4. At We Insure, whenever a baby entered the lobby, the receptionist’s computer screen would inexplicably display the words ‘Claim filed’ for five seconds. One day, an elderly neighbor came in with her granddaughter. The kid ran straight into the lobby, and everyone held their breath as the screen flashed ‘Claim filed.’ But then it changed to ‘Policy renewed!’ — turns out Grandma had taken out a special policy on cute babies visiting the office.