About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Facilities Advisors, an odd message began playing over the intercom every Tuesday afternoon around 3 PM. ‘Would the real Mr. Smith please stand up? Your office is no longer needed here,’ it would say in a deep voice. One day, a delivery driver named Bob heard the message and decided to humorously claim he was Mr. Smith. The receptionist laughed so hard she almost spilled her coffee, and everyone in the building had a good laugh that Tuesday. Afterward, Facilities Advisors changed the recording to something less confusing—though not before becoming known as the company where 'Mr. Smith' always showed up on Wednesdays for his imaginary meeting.
2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, the security guard noticed something unusual—every time he opened the door, a small bird would fly out and land on someone’s desk. Finally, after much confusion, it turned out that the box contained nothing more than a live parakeet as a prank from a neighboring office. The security guard laughed heartily, saying, 'Guess I’ll be keeping an eye out for future feathered deliveries!'
3. At dawn, when Facilities Advisors’ offices were quiet and empty, a faint humming sound began drifting from the basement. No one noticed until a curious janitor followed the noise down the stairs. The janitor peered into the dimly lit room and saw an old, dusty computer monitor flickering feebly. Curious, he approached it, only for the screen to suddenly light up with an animated cat dancing to '90s pop music. Startled, he jumped back, but then burst out laughing as the cat sang ‘I’m just a delivery driver trying to get my work done.’ The humming stopped, and everyone in the office that morning had a good laugh.
4. At dawn, when Facilities Advisors' offices were usually dark and deserted, a soft clicking noise started echoing through the hallways. It grew louder each morning until it became a rhythmic tap-tap-tapping that only appeared before sunrise. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box of donuts. He found an office door slightly ajar and heard the familiar tapping. Curious, he peeked inside—only to see a neighbor meticulously organizing coffee mugs while humming along to the rhythm. Turns out, it was just another day at Facilities Advisors, where breakfast meetings sometimes start before anyone else arrives.