About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Matte Black Bitcoin Barber and asked the barber: ‘Do you take Dogecoins for haircuts?’ The barber looked puzzled but replied, 'I only accept bitcoins, sorry.' The delivery driver nodded understandingly and said, 'No worries, mate—maybe next time you'll be accepting Mooncoin!' And with that, he tipped his hat and drove off into the morning sunshine.
2. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside Matte Black Bitcoin Barber and announced over the loudspeaker: ‘All customers must leave immediately or risk losing their digital coins!’ Inside, everyone froze—then pandemonium broke out as people scrambled for their phones, frantically checking wallets that were mysteriously empty. A regular whispered, ‘Maybe it’s just a glitch?’ but an anxious neighbor replied, ‘No way, man—it’s always midnight somewhere!’ Finally, the barber calmly said, ‘Calm down, folks. It’s just our new security feature.’
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside Matte Black Bitcoin Barber and declared over the intercom: ‘Your daily cryptocurrency update: today’s rate is… five dollars per coin!’ Inside, a regular customer exclaimed, ‘That means my crypto haircut was only worth two bucks!’ The barber shrugged and replied, ‘Welcome to the blockchain of life.’
4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up outside Matte Black Bitcoin Barber and shouted over the loudspeaker: ‘Anyone here seen my package? It’s worth more than all your bitcoins combined!’ Inside, everyone froze mid-cut, staring at each other in silence. Then an old regular called out, 'Mate, that package must be heavy—you’re blocking our internet!' The delivery driver sheepishly apologized and drove off, while the barbers resumed their work with slightly wider grins.