About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At K & J Automotive, a regular once asked: ‘Why does my car always start purring like a contented kitten after you guys work on it?’ One day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Is there a secret ingredient in your oil?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘Just love and care for your car.’ And indeed, every vehicle that left K & J Automotive seemed not just fixed but happy—purring softly as if saying thank you.
2. At K & J Automotive, one morning the mechanic announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our new fuel additive is guaranteed to increase your mileage—by at least ten miles per gallon or your money back!’ Soon enough, a delivery driver came in, complaining his truck was guzzling gas like never before. The manager confidently offered him the magic potion. After three weeks, the driver returned, smiling broadly: 'Guys, you won the bet—my mileage actually went down!' Turns out, it increased everyone else’s mileage except his.
3. At K & J Automotive, an anxious delivery driver exclaimed one day, ‘I swear, every time I come here, your dog steals something from my truck!’ Finally, a gruff mechanic called out, ‘Hey, pal! Your dog’s not stealing anything—she just likes riding around in trucks!’ The delivery driver looked confused until he saw the little pooch happily gnawing on a tire valve stem.
4. At K & J Automotive, a worried neighbor once called out, 'How come every time I park here, my car starts talking back?' The mechanic shrugged and smiled, ‘Must be something in the exhaust fumes,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. The neighbor shook his head, laughing, as he drove away—his car silent for once.