1. A regular was checking out tires one afternoon when he noticed something peculiar. The salesman kept glancing at an old truck parked outside, whispering to himself as he worked. Finally, the customer asked what was up with the truck. ‘Oh,’ grinned the salesman, ‘that’s just Mr. Smith’s old rig. He always comes in here on Thursdays.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘I thought you were talking to him!’