About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At closing time, an old man walked into Cheapest Auto Insurance and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell policies that cover ghostly accidents?’ The clerk looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned. 'Well, sir,' he said, 'we don’t insure against ghosts, but if your car gets scratched by a poltergeist, I guess we’ll just chalk it up to bad luck!' The old man laughed heartily and left, never to return again—at least not during business hours.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Cheapest Auto Insurance one morning and yelled: ‘Hey, do you know where I can park my truck for free?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'Sure thing! Just park it in front of our office. We'll take care of everything!' The delivery driver grinned, nodded, and drove off. A few minutes later, a regular customer walked in, shook his head and said, 'I guess they found another way to get people into their place.'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Cheapest Auto Insurance one morning and noticed something odd on the parking lot. Among the usual paperwork and forms, he spotted a mysterious box labeled simply 'Free Policy'. Curious, he opened it to find nothing but a note that read: 'Take only if you truly believe it's the cheapest'. The delivery driver grinned, thinking he’d found an easy way to score some freebies. He took out his pen and wrote down: ‘I hereby declare this policy cheaper than air!’ Then he drove off, leaving behind a perplexed receptionist who later discovered the entire office had mysteriously vanished—replaced by a sign reading, “We’re Cheaper Than Air!”
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Cheapest Auto Insurance one morning and noticed an unusual sight on the parking lot: a small, dusty violin leaning against the fence. The delivery driver smiled and picked it up, thinking it might brighten someone’s day. Later that afternoon, while waiting for his package, he heard soft music coming from inside. Curious, he knocked on the door. A friendly agent appeared, smiling warmly, and said, ‘Just practicing my new instrument.’ The driver laughed and shook his head, realizing that sometimes life delivers the best deals—even when you’re not looking for them.'