About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was leaving State Farm one morning when he noticed something odd: an envelope had been slipped under the door of the office. Picking it up curiously, he opened it to find a note reading, ‘The best policy is the one you never knew you needed.’ Smiling, our regular took out his pen and wrote on the back of the note: 'And the worst policy is the one you thought you'd never use.' He sealed it in another envelope and left it under the door later that day. From then on, whenever anyone asked about State Farm, everyone in town would wink and say, 'They’ve got your back—even if you don’t know it yet!'
2. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to the State Farm office and noticed something unusual on the intercom: ‘If you’re here for insurance quotes, press 1. If you’re here for ghost stories, press 2.’ The delivery driver grinned and pressed 2. A voice came through: ‘Welcome to our paranormal division. We’ve got tales of haunted claims adjusters and poltergeists in the underwriting department.’ The driver laughed and shared his favorite spooky story with everyone he met that day.
3. At dusk, a neighbor passing by State Farm’s parking lot heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the windows—and saw rows of employees frantically tapping their keyboards in perfect unison. Curiosity got the better of them, so they knocked on the door. A puzzled employee answered and asked what the commotion was about. Turned out, everyone was just playing a prank—an office-wide game of ‘Simon Says’ using computer keys as drums. The neighbor left with a smile, thinking, ‘State Farm must be hiring for some strange reasons!’
4. At dawn, a jogger passing by State Farm's quiet neighborhood saw something peculiar—a small, glowing orb floating above the parking lot. Curious, she stopped to watch as the ball hovered closer, then suddenly shot towards an unsuspecting delivery driver who mistook it for his morning coffee. Startled, he spilled his drink and exclaimed, ‘State Farm must be testing their new hazard detection technology!’ The jogger laughed until another orb appeared—this time, clearly labeled with a sign reading: “Free Coffee for Early Birds.”