Patelco Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Patelco Credit Union, he noticed something peculiar: a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn’t like anything he’d heard before—a gentle, almost soothing melody that seemed to pulse with each heartbeat of the ATM machines. Curious, the driver cracked open the door and peered inside. The hum grew louder, accompanied by the soft chime of coins falling into an empty jar. Turns out, it was just a neighbor practicing his newfound talent—making money disappear without leaving home!

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Patelco Credit Union, he noticed something odd: an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only rows of glowing computers, blinking like Christmas lights on steroids. Turned out it was just their new security system, designed to look ominous for would-be robbers. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies instead.’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Patelco Credit Union, he noticed an old lady frantically waving from inside the parking lot. Curious, he walked over and asked if she needed help. ‘I’m lost,’ she said, pointing towards the ATM. ‘It keeps telling me I’ve won a free coffee!’ ‘But ma’am,’ the delivery driver replied with a smile, ‘that’s just their way of saying “thank you” for being a loyal customer.’ The old lady nodded thoughtfully, then looked around suspiciously. ‘Wait… are you sure that’s not your line?’ They both burst out laughing as she finally found her way to the correct machine.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Patelco Credit Union, he noticed something odd—a small dog frantically circling the parking lot, barking at an empty space on the ground. Curious, the driver got out and followed the little dog’s gaze down to see a faint outline of a bone buried in the dirt. With a smile, he dug it up and gave it to the grateful pooch. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the happy dog—and his new friend, a nearby neighbor who had been watering his garden.