About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a regular muttered under his breath as he waited for his prescription: ‘I swear I saw that bottle move.’ The pharmacist just smiled and said, ‘It’s probably just our ghostly customer from the 50s’. A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a crate labeled ‘Old Stock’. As he opened it, he exclaimed, ‘What are these ancient bottles doing here?’ The pharmacist winked and replied, ‘Just our resident ghost’s vintage collection!’
2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Kaiser Broadway Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you have any special medicine for forgetfulness?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Why yes, sir, we have just what you're looking for.' He reached under the counter and pulled out a small bottle labeled 'Memory Boost Plus'. The old man laughed heartily and said, 'Ah, I see you've been here before!' As he left, he turned around and added, 'Just one thing—don't take too many or you'll remember everything!'
3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the old pharmacy's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he swore he heard a faint voice whispering from inside: 'Please hurry, I’m running out of patience.' Curious but dismissive, he finished his task and left. That night, an elderly neighbor popped in for some aspirin. The pharmacist asked, ‘Did you hear someone calling earlier?’ The neighbor shook his head, confused. Turns out, it was just the new owner practicing his German accent while waiting for customers—‘Einen Augenblick, bitte!’
4. Late one morning, a young mother rushed into Kaiser Broadway Pharmacy, frantically searching through her purse. Finally, she pulled out a tiny piece of paper with scribbled notes. ‘I’m looking for that special something,’ she panted, pointing at a nearby shelf. A friendly pharmacist smiled and asked, “Are you celebrating something?” She nodded enthusiastically, then whispered, “Just hoping it’ll make my husband stop snoring!” The whole place burst into laughter as everyone knew exactly what she meant.