Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular approached the Chase branch and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever close for lunch?’ The teller replied, ‘No, sir.’ The man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Good, because I always forget my lunch here!’ A few days later, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. He asked the teller, ‘Hey, do you mind holding onto this package? It’s too heavy for me to carry around!’ The teller smiled and said, ‘Of course, no problem.’ Later that afternoon, the same delivery driver returned, grinning sheepishly, ‘I almost forgot—can you please hold onto my lunch as well? It seems I left it here again.’

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Chase branch with an unusual load. As he walked in, the tellers exchanged puzzled glances when he requested to deposit a crate marked ‘Precious Cargo’. When the crate was opened, it revealed nothing but a dozen freshly baked chocolate chip cookies wrapped in tin foil. The delivery driver explained sheepishly that his wife had insisted on sending them as a thank-you gift for the friendly staff. Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever there was a special occasion, someone would mysteriously deliver a box of cookies to the Chase branch.

3. One day, a customer walked into the Chase branch and asked the teller, 'Can I deposit my million-dollar bill?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘We don’t accept bills larger than $100 here.’ The customer nodded, took out a hundred-dollar bill, and said, ‘Thank you for clarifying that!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing as the regular left with his smile still on his face.

4. One night, a neighbor knocked on the Chase branch door and whispered, 'I’ve got your money right here.' The guard nodded calmly, opened the door wider, and said, ‘Well, come in then—we’re open twenty-four hours.’ The neighbor sheepishly carried in an envelope marked ‘Important Documents,’ and everyone had a good laugh.