Affordable Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in Smalltown USA when a delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Collision. The sun was just peeking over the horizon, casting an eerie glow on the usually bustling street. As he approached the door, he heard a familiar voice from inside: 'Hey, delivery guy! Your package is ready!' Turned out it was just his neighbor, who mistook him for someone else’s car. After some confusion and laughter, everyone had a good laugh—even though the neighbor ended up paying for a new windshield.

2. It was an unseasonably warm autumn afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Collision with something unusual under his arm. The sign outside read ‘We Fix Anything,’ but no one had ever seen anything quite like it before. As he approached the counter, everyone in the shop stopped what they were doing and stared. Under his arm was a small potted plant—an orchid, if anyone cared to guess. Turns out, the delivery driver had accidentally brought home the wrong package from a florist. Now, everyone at Affordable Collision jokes that their secret to affordable repairs is keeping green thumbs happy.

3. It was an unseasonably warm autumn afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Collision with a crate of fresh donuts for the staff. As he stepped out, he noticed a regular customer waving frantically from inside. Upon approaching the counter, the delivery driver overheard the regular saying excitedly, ‘They fixed my headlights so well, I can now read road signs in Russian!’ Turns out, it was just another language setting on his dashboard. Everyone laughed, including the delivery guy who thought he’d stumbled upon a linguistic miracle.