Dental Depot

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually bright morning in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to Dental Depot with a peculiar package. As he approached the front door, he noticed something odd: the receptionist seemed to be humming an unfamiliar tune. Upon opening the door, he found the waiting room filled with patients who were all happily singing along to the same tune. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Oh, it's just our new dental theme song!' Turns out it was nothing more than a quirky marketing gimmick to make people feel good while they waited for their appointments.

2. At night, a young child walked past Dental Depot and noticed something strange: every time someone left the clinic, their teeth seemed to grow longer as they walked away. Curious, the kid followed one man who’d just come out—and sure enough, his front tooth stuck out like a flagpole! The next day, everyone in town started visiting Dental Depot for ‘emergency’ check-ups, only to leave with teeth that looked like they belonged on a circus clown. In the end, it turned out the dentist had accidentally switched on an experimental growth lamp while closing up shop.

3. Why did that old lady keep staring at the ceiling of Dental Depot? No one knew until she finally whispered, 'Where are my teeth?' Finally, a delivery driver overheard her and asked if everything was okay. She just smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘I’m trying to remember where I left them.’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned Dental Depot, they’d say, “Oh, you mean where they found your teeth?”

4. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver approached the doors of Dental Depot with a heavy box under his arm. As he unlocked the door, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door wider and saw an old reception desk glowing softly in the dim light. On it lay a half-eaten sandwich wrapped in tinfoil, next to which sat a pair of mismatched glasses. A voice whispered, ‘Thanks for the lunch.’ Turning around, there was no one. The delivery guy shrugged and left, wondering if maybe he’d just had too much coffee.