Tesco Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while scanning the shelves for breakfast essentials, a regular noticed something peculiar in the cereal aisle—a box labeled ‘Tesco Time Machine.’ Curious, he picked it up and found himself standing outside the store moments later, with no memory of how he got there. Confused but intrigued, our regular rushed back inside only to discover that his shopping bag was still intact on the counter—except now it contained nothing but packets of instant coffee. Turning around, he saw a delivery driver laughing and pointing at him from across the street, holding a fresh batch of pastries meant for Tesco Express.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver unloaded crates of soda, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the refrigerated section. Curious, he peered in and saw rows upon rows of cans glowing softly in the dark. As he approached closer, he noticed each can was gently spelling out ‘Buy me!’ in tiny neon letters. Startled but amused, he laughed aloud—only for his reflection in the glass door to start waving back at him. Turning around, nobody was there. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe Tesco’s new promotion was invisible discounts.

3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver was stacking boxes in the Tesco Express loading bay when he spotted something odd in the shadows. Curious, he peered closer and saw an old man in a trench coat, humming softly to himself. Turns out, it was just a local pensioner doing his weekly shop before dawn. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘next time I’ll grab some breakfast on my way in.’

4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver was stacking boxes in the backroom when he stumbled upon an old, dusty crate labeled ‘Tesco Express Secret Stock.’ Curious, he opened it and found rows of cans with mysterious labels like ‘Energy Boost’ and ‘Lucky Day.’ As he popped open one can, a strange aroma filled the air—like fresh bread mixed with chocolate chips. Everyone in the neighborhood soon started coming for their daily dose of 'Tesco Lucky Day Energy Boost.' It turned out to be just enough power to bake the best cookies on Earth, but not quite strong enough to run the supermarket’s cash register. The delivery driver became a local hero, selling cookies to cover his secret stock expenses.