Swanton Morley Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet hours before dawn, when Swanton Morley Surgery was usually empty and dark, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The streetlights flickered on their own, casting eerie shadows across the parking lot. As he approached closer, he saw a familiar silhouette through the window—an old doctor dozing off in his chair. Turns out, it wasn’t ghostly happenings but just an overly caffeinated night owl catching some zzz’s. A friendly wave from the delivery guy woke him up with a startled ‘Morning, Doc!’

2. In the quiet hours before dawn, when Swanton Morley Surgery was usually empty, a delivery driver noticed something unusual: the neon sign kept flickering on its own, as if someone were pressing the button from inside. Curious, he knocked gently on the door—only for it to swing open with a soft click. Inside, everything was dark and still, except for one old clock ticking away in the corner. As he peered around, a sleepy voice whispered from behind him: ‘Can I help you?’ Turned out it was just an over-caffeinated receptionist who thought she was opening early.

3. In the quiet hours before dawn, when Swanton Morley Surgery was usually empty, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every night at precisely midnight, the door to an unused storage room would creak open. Curious, he peered inside and saw only dusty medical supplies. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a small note taped to the wall: 'Closed for annual check-up.' Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with the friendly receptionist who explained it was just their quirky way of taking a break.

4. In the quiet hours before dawn, when Swanton Morley Surgery was usually empty, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the parking lot bench—an old umbrella with an elaborate handle that seemed too good for such an out-of-the-way place. Curious, he picked it up and found a small note inside: ‘Use me wisely.’ The next morning, the doctor joked, ‘Someone’s been leaving us umbrellas again,’ while a neighbor quipped, ‘Maybe they’re trying to tell us it rains too much here!’