About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while driving past Riverside Dental, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every Tuesday at exactly 9:15 AM, an old man emerged from behind the building and began talking animatedly into thin air. Curious, he approached closer and heard the old man discussing dental hygiene with someone invisible. Turns out it was just his imaginary friend, Denton, who reminded him daily about flossing. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and drove off, wondering if maybe everyone had their own little dental ally.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Riverside Dental with a box of supplies. As he approached the door, he heard an odd sound—like someone whistling softly but out of tune. Curious, he peered inside and saw only the dimly lit hallway. Just as he was about to knock, he noticed a familiar silhouette in the window—a neighbor who often played his guitar late into the night. The driver smiled, realizing it wasn’t a ghostly whistle after all, just another nocturnal musician.
3. A delivery driver stopped for a quick bite near Riverside Dental. On his way out, he noticed an oddly familiar toothbrush on the restaurant counter. Curious, he asked the waitress who it belonged to—and found himself in quite a pickle when she smiled and said, ‘It’s ours.’ Turns out, the toothbrush was from a local celebrity known for his perfect smile. The driver left with a free dental consultation and a newfound appreciation for good oral hygiene—plus, a story to brag about over beers with fellow drivers.
4. A little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mama, look! The teeth are talking!’ Everyone in line turned around, but saw nothing but silent dental chairs. Suddenly an elderly gentleman standing next to them chuckled softly, ‘Oh, honey,’ he said gently, patting her head, ‘they’re not really talking—they’re just whispering sweet nothings to their patients.’ Everyone relaxed with a smile, realizing it was just another Riverside Dental joke.