Optical Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optical Express and noticed something peculiar. The air was filled with an odd, sweet scent—a whiff of vanilla so strong it seemed almost unreal. Curious, he tiptoed inside and found the source: a small vial of fragrance sitting on a counter. Smiling to himself, he thought, ‘Who knew eye surgery could smell like dessert?’ Just then, a voice behind him said, “That’s our special blend—vanilla for happy eyes.”

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optical Express and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a pair of glasses perched precariously on top of an empty shopping cart. Curious, he approached closer. The glasses seemed to be staring right back at him with a mischievous glint. Deciding it was worth a laugh, he picked them up and placed them carefully inside his truck. Months later, while delivering to the same neighborhood, he recognized the same pair of eyes watching him from behind the window—only now they belonged to a grateful old gentleman who’d been waiting for his new prescription.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optical Express and noticed an odd glow coming from inside. Curious, he approached cautiously, only to be startled when a small voice called out from behind the window: ‘Can I help you find your prescription?’ The delivery driver leaned in closer, thinking maybe it was just his imagination playing tricks on him. Suddenly, another tiny voice chimed in: 'And don't forget to bring your insurance card!' Turns out, it was just a curious receptionist who loved helping everyone—even those delivering late-night packages.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Optical Express and wondered aloud if they were really open for business. As he approached the door, it slowly opened, revealing a sleepy-eyed receptionist who yawned and asked what he wanted. Turns out, Optical Express was indeed open—just not very chatty after midnight. The delivery driver left with his package, muttering something about how some places never close, even when everyone else is asleep.