Mattishall Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Mattishall, something peculiar started happening in the early hours. A voice over the hospital’s intercom announced, ‘Please be advised that our new doctor has a very unusual sense of humor.’ Soon, patients began reporting strange messages during their appointments—like being told they had an ‘excellent appetite for life’ or that their blood pressure was ‘off the charts, but in a good way.’ One particularly amused delivery driver quipped, ‘Next time I’ll ask for Dr. Humor!’ The town ended up loving it, and Mattishall Surgery became known for its unique brand of cheerful medicine.

2. In the sleepy town of Mattishall, late one night, a delivery driver noticed an odd light flickering inside the Surgery's window. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor dozing off while his computer screen showed nothing but static. Turns out, it was just an old TV left on in the waiting room. The next morning, a regular patient asked if they could finally get their flu shot—only to be told that ‘flu season’ had ended last year.

3. In the small town of Mattishall, on foggy mornings when everyone else was still asleep, a mysterious figure began appearing outside the Surgery doors. One morning, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled upon the ghostly figure and asked for directions. ‘Turn right at the third tree,’ whispered the apparition. The driver did as instructed—and found himself delivering medicine to patients who had yet to wake up! It turned out that the ghost was just an over-caffeinated doctor’s assistant.’

4. In the small town of Mattishall, one evening after sunset, a curious dog began barking uncontrollably outside Dr. Smith’s office. Noises inside seemed unusual too—voices whispering softly, even though no patients were scheduled. Suddenly, from behind the closed door came the sound of a frustrated voice: 'For crying out loud, it's just a dog!' The door opened, and an embarrassed doctor emerged, followed by a sheepish-looking poodle in a lab coat. Turns out, it was his colleague's pet who had sneaked into the building. Everyone had a good laugh, and the dog got a treat.