Haart

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an estate agent named Haart received an unusual message on his PA system: ‘Attention all agents, your new client is moving in today—an old man with no keys and a suitcase full of secrets.’ Soon enough, Haart found himself showing around an elderly gentleman who carried only a small suitcase. As they walked through the empty rooms, the old man whispered cryptically, 'Just show them where to put it.' Before anyone could ask what he meant, the old fellow left without saying goodbye or even leaving his contact details. The next day, however, Haart discovered a handwritten note stuck to the front door: “Thank you for your service. Rent paid until December.” Everyone laughed it off as just another Haart story.

2. At dawn, when most real estate agents were still sipping coffee, a delivery driver pulled up to Haart’s office with a mysterious package. The package was wrapped in old newspaper and sealed with wax. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Just delivering it like you asked.’ Inside, they found an ancient-looking keychain shaped like a house. Everyone laughed, thinking it was some prank from a neighbor named Andy. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Haart’s office, people would wink and say, ‘That’s where Andy works!’

3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver delivered a package to Haart’s office. As he opened it, a small furry creature leaped out and scurried across the room, leaving behind a trail of tiny footprints in the dust. Startled, the delivery driver followed its little tracks until he found himself standing in front of an old painting on the wall. To his surprise, it was a portrait of Mr. Haart himself, grinning mischievously with a misplaced mustache drawn over his nose. Shaking his head, the man left the office, muttering something about ‘just another day at work’.

4. In the early hours of one misty morning, a delivery driver left a curious package outside the Haart's office door. No note, no explanation—just a plain brown box. Curious, the receptionist opened it to find nothing but a tiny handwritten sign that read: ‘Happy Easter from your new neighbors.’ Inside was an assortment of colorful eggs and chocolates. The whole town laughed when they realized who had moved in across the street—a bunch of enthusiastic kids.