Colitishall Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Colitishall Clinic, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s special is good luck.’ No one knows why or who started it, but ever since then, patients and staff alike have noticed something strange—every day someone leaves feeling unusually lucky. One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying boxes marked ‘Top Secret’. He left smiling broadly, muttering about how his boss finally appreciated him. Later, when asked what he delivered, he replied, ‘Just some lucky charms!’

2. At Colitishall Clinic, one day a delivery driver left a package in the wrong place—a box labeled ‘Emergency Supplies’ ended up on the parking lot. Soon, neighbors started finding strange items: a vintage coffee maker, a stack of old newspapers, even a small garden gnome. Soon enough, people began speculating what other treasures lay hidden within the clinic’s walls. One morning, an excited neighbor knocked on the door with a dusty old umbrella and claimed it was his grandmother’s. Turns out, it belonged to none other than the office janitor—who had been secretly collecting found objects for years. The whole town laughed, but also appreciated the quirky charm of their little Colitishall Clinic.

3. At Colitishall Clinic, patients often arrive early for their appointments. One morning, a nurse was preparing charts when she heard a familiar voice outside the door. "Excuse me, is this where they keep the colitis medication?" asked a concerned neighbor. The nurse smiled and nodded towards the reception desk. ‘Yes, sir,’ she replied calmly. The man inside looked up from his magazine and said, “I’ll take two packets, please.” They both laughed as he left, muttering something about finally finding the right address.’

4. At Colitishall Clinic, during lunch breaks, employees often found strange items in the staff kitchen. One day, someone discovered a vintage board game hidden behind the microwave. Another time, a delivery driver left a package marked ‘Fragile’ on top of the fridge. When they finally unpacked it, they found an old photo album filled with pictures from the 1970s—complete with notes in an unfamiliar handwriting. The whole office spent their afternoon trying to figure out whose it was, until someone recognized a familiar face from high school.