Asda Express Petrol

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Asda Express Petrol, a regular shouted one morning, ‘Hey, look at that gas gauge!’ Every day after, someone would notice something strange—was it really getting fuller or emptier on its own? Finally, an old delivery driver said, ‘I’ve got it figured out.’ He leaned in confidently and whispered, ‘It’s magic gas!’ Everyone laughed so hard they forgot to check their tanks for weeks.

2. At Asda Express Petrol, a little boy pointed excitedly one afternoon and whispered to his mom, ‘Mommy, why does the pump talk?’ The mother smiled and gently replied, 'Honey, it's not talking; it's just playing a recording.' The boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to the pump with newfound curiosity. That evening, as they drove home, he asked his dad, 'Daddy, do all petrol stations have voices?' His father laughed and said, 'No son, only ones that want you to come back!'

3. At Asda Express Petrol, a delivery driver stopped mid-unload one day, staring at the sign above the pumps. It read: ‘Pump #3: For emergencies only – even ours!’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘I guess today’s my emergency.’ He finished filling up and drove off with a smile, leaving behind an amused gas station attendant. The next day, Pump #3 had a new sign: “For emergencies…and when life gives you lemons.”

4. At Asda Express Petrol, an elderly gentleman exclaimed one evening, ‘I just saw a squirrel fill up its tail with gas!’ Another customer, a delivery driver, overheard and laughed out loud, saying, ‘Next time it tries that trick again, I’ll just top off my tank!’ The old man shook his head, smiling, as he paid for his own fill-up. At Asda Express Petrol, some days you see things that defy belief.’