Andrew Brown Dental Practice

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Andrew Brown Dental Practice, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone! Please be advised that today’s fluoride treatment is extra strong—so strong, in fact, that it might make your teeth feel like they’re growing!’ Curious, the delivery driver looked around and saw nothing unusual. Just then, a regular patient walked out, rubbing his chin thoughtfully and muttering, 'I feel like my wisdom teeth are trying to break through!' Turns out, the fluoride was so potent that half the town spent the day with temporary tooth impressions of their neighbors.

2. A neighborhood kid was pedaling past Andrew Brown Dental Practice one afternoon when he noticed something strange: every time he rode by, the sign above the practice seemed to tilt slightly in his direction. Curious, he slowed down and watched as the sign shifted ever so slightly—just enough to make him wonder if maybe it was playing a trick on him. Finally, an older gentleman emerged from the door and casually adjusted the sign with a smile, saying, ‘Just doing my part to keep things interesting around here.’

3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver approached Andrew Brown Dental Practice and noticed an odd sound coming from inside the building. It was like someone humming a strange tune while drilling teeth, but no patients were scheduled. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a dimly lit room with an old drill softly whirring. Suddenly, a sleepy voice called out from within: 'Next patient in five minutes!' Turned out it was just a night owl dentist, working late to keep his regulars happy.

4. In the late afternoon, a young boy rode his bike past Andrew Brown Dental Practice. Suddenly, his dog froze mid-stride and began barking frantically at an empty window. Curious, the boy dismounted and approached the window. Inside, he saw only an old dental chair and some dusty instruments. Just then, a delivery driver knocked on the door, startling everyone—even the dog calmed down instantly. Turns out, the barking was just the canine equivalent of, ‘Hey, someone’s finally here!’