About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little boy walked into the Fifth Third Bank and asked the teller, ‘Can I deposit my invisible piggy bank?’ The teller smiled and said, ‘We don’t take imaginary money here.’ But when she looked up, she saw that every customer in line had their head tilted curiously toward the child. The teller blinked and realized everyone was holding an invisible piggy bank—even the delivery driver next to her! She laughed and said, 'Alright then, what denomination would you like for your deposit?' The little boy replied, 'Just one dollar, please.' Everyone clapped, and from that day on, whenever someone deposited something unusual, the teller always asked, 'Is it visible today?'
2. One day, an old man wearing a fedora entered the Fifth Third Bank and approached the teller with a mysterious envelope. The teller opened it curiously, revealing only a note that read: ‘Your lucky number is 53.’ The old man winked and said, ‘Don’t forget to cash it in!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another quirky customer’s prank.
3. One foggy morning, as customers were hurrying in for their daily transactions, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. No one dared ask what it contained. As everyone waited anxiously, the bank manager finally opened the package. Inside was a giant bag of donuts labeled 'Free Samples'. Turns out, it was just an April Fool’s prank from the local bakery next door.
4. One afternoon, as customers settled into their usual spots, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has developed a unique feature—now it only dispenses coins in alphabetical order.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, approached the counter with a puzzled expression. 'Excuse me,' he asked, 'if I want five dollars' worth of quarters, will they come out spelling Q-U-I-C-K?' The teller smiled warmly, shaking her head. 'No, sir,' she replied. 'They’ll spell C-H-A-R-G-E.'