About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular patient leaned over to another and whispered, ‘Did you feel that?’ Just as he said it, the entire waiting room chair massager simultaneously started humming like a swarm of bees.’ Another patient—a delivery driver—looked around suspiciously and asked aloud, ‘Was that an earthquake or just our friendly chiropractor’s latest invention?’ Before anyone could answer, a little old lady standing nearby giggled and replied, ‘No dear, I think they’re finally fixing the acupuncture machine!’ The whole waiting room burst into laughter, and the chairs stopped buzzing.
2. At dawn one morning, an early jogger passing by noticed something unusual: the neon sign outside Ferris Chiropractic & Acupuncture flickered on and off like a restless heartbeat. Curious, they stopped to investigate and saw nothing but an old sign struggling with the wind. Suddenly, from inside came a sleepy voice: ‘Hey, it’s just me, Dr. Ferris, trying not to wake up my patients!’ A delivery driver passing by chuckled and said, ‘Next time use batteries instead of chiropractic adjustments, doc.’
3. At midnight, when most chiropractors were asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to the back door of Ferris Chiropractic. The security light flickered oddly, casting shadows on the empty hallway. The delivery driver found an old key under the mat and entered the dimly lit office. On his way out, he accidentally knocked over a vase filled with fake flowers, which fell onto the floor with a loud crash. Everyone in town heard it—even though everyone was already fast asleep. Next morning, a neighbor stopped by to ask if everything was okay, only to discover that the delivery driver had fled, leaving behind a note apologizing for the disturbance and promising to return some day as a patient.
4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s parking lot. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something peculiar in the backseat—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he opened it and found an ancient-looking acupuncture needle set. Thinking it might be valuable, he decided to keep it for himself. The next morning, while treating patients, Dr. Ferris joked, ‘Who knows what secrets you brought us last night?’ The delivery driver blushed and replied, ‘Just some old stuff from the back of my truck.’