About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Speedy Insurance Agency one morning, frowning as he scanned the parking lot. Suddenly, an old man in a tweed suit stepped out from behind a nearby tree and whispered something into his ear. The delivery driver shook his head, but then noticed a strange smile spreading across his face. ‘What’s that I see?’ he muttered under his breath, reaching for his phone. The old man vanished back into the shadows, leaving only a single business card on the ground with the words “Speedy Insurance” printed in elegant script. From that day forward, whenever anyone asked him about the mysterious encounter, the delivery driver would just wink and say, “Oh, it was nothing… just another speedy solution.”
2. A customer asked the agent, ‘Why do you always seem so happy when I’m here to file a claim?’ The agent smiled and replied, 'Because every time someone comes in with a claim, it means my job is working—someone’s house isn’t flooding, their car isn’t stranded, or their pet isn’t lost!' A regular shook his head and said, 'You’re too optimistic for this business.' The agent just laughed and went back to helping another neighbor.
3. At dawn, a jogger passing Speedy Insurance Agency noticed something unusual: an agent frantically typing while wearing headphones and dancing to an unheard tune. Suddenly, the phone rang, breaking the agent’s rhythm. With a startled jump, he continued his dance but now sang along to the caller’s voice mail message. When a delivery driver arrived later that morning, he found the agency empty—everyone else had fled in terror from the sight of their colleague joyfully tap-dancing through breakfast.
4. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Speedy Insurance Agency with a puzzled look on his face. He’d just received a strange package—an old umbrella labeled simply: ‘For your next stormy day.’ The delivery driver knocked on the door, and an elderly gentleman answered, rubbing his eyes. 'Ah,' he said, taking the umbrella, 'thank you for delivering our annual surprise.' The driver blinked in confusion until the neighbor poked his head out and whispered, 'It's tradition—every year they get us to deliver something random!'