About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how some items never seem to leave the shelves?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘It’s like they’re haunting us.’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I brought you something!’ He placed a box on the counter. Inside was a stale loaf of bread with a note: “Sorry for the ghostly presence.” Everyone laughed, realizing it was just a prank.}
2. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled to himself as he unloaded boxes: ‘Why do they always put the toilet paper next to the diapers? It’s like they expect adults to shop for baby stuff!’ Finally, he stumbled upon some coffee beans hidden between dog treats and cat food. With a sigh, he muttered, 'At least I found something I can drink without changing.'
3. In the aisles of Maxwell AFB Commissary, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, why does everything here look like it’s smiling back at us?’ Her mother smiled, gently shaking her head. ‘Honey,’ she said, ‘it’s just the way light bounces off these shelves.’ They both laughed, and as they walked down another aisle, the little girl spotted something else that seemed to be winking at them. ‘Look!’ she giggled, ‘maybe it’s trying to say hi!’
4. In the middle of an ordinary shopping trip, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on one of the crates: ‘Warning—do not stock next to the kangaroo habitat.’ Curious, he checked the commissary map but found no such exhibit. Confused, he asked around and learned that Maxwell Air Force Base had recently hosted an unusual exchange program with Australia. It turned out that somewhere in the base’s grounds, there was indeed a temporary kangaroo habitat—and the warning sign must have been mistakenly placed here. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking it would be fun to tell his neighbors back home about the time he almost stocked groceries next to some Aussie marsupials.