About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger Marketplace, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. The automated announcement over the speakers suddenly started saying, ‘If you see a flying saucer in aisle seven, do not panic—just grab your groceries and leave.’ A delivery driver overheard it and thought it was part of some prank campaign. Later that day, he found himself racing down the aisles, yelling, 'Grab your alien souvenirs!' Eventually, everyone calmed down—and nobody ever saw a flying saucer again.
2. At Kroger Marketplace, every afternoon around 4 p.m., an old lady in the produce section started humming the same tune. It wasn’t anything special—just a simple folk song—but it always stopped exactly when the last customer left. One day, a new delivery driver arrived and decided to investigate. He followed her melody until he found himself standing among rows of apples, completely lost. Just then, she turned around with a smile: ‘Need help finding something, honey?’
3. At Kroger Marketplace, a customer once asked aloud: ‘Why does the milk always seem to be laughing at me?’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, replying, ‘Sir, that’s not laughter—those are just happy cows!’ The old man nodded wisely, muttering under his breath, ‘Well, I guess they’re happier than some of us.’
4. At Kroger Marketplace, during the early morning fog, a delivery driver swears he saw a ghostly figure pushing a shopping cart filled with glowing bananas. The delivery driver told his co-workers, and soon everyone was talking about it. A few days later, an old neighbor stopped by and said, ‘Oh that’s just Mr. Jenkins—he likes to push his glowing banana cart around early in the morning.’ Turns out, Mr. Jenkins had been doing it for years as a way to get exercise before opening hours.