Theodore Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Theodore Collision and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the workshop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old mechanic tinkering with something unusual—a vintage radio tuned to a staticky station. As the driver watched, the old man suddenly started singing along to some indistinguishable tune, waving his spanner in time. When he finished, he turned around with a smile and said, 'Morning, mate! Just tuning up your world a little bit.'

2. One autumn afternoon, a curious neighbor walked into Theodore Collision and asked the mechanic, ‘Why do all my neighbors’ cars always end up here?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the mechanic replied, 'Well, sir, it's simple really—your neighborhood is just too darn pretty for anyone's car to leave!' A hearty laugh followed, and from that day on, whenever someone new moved in, they’d ask for Mr. Theodore's services.

3. One rainy night, a little girl pointed excitedly at Theodore Collision and whispered to her mother, ‘Look, Mommy, that sign says “Collision” but it’s not even dark yet!’ The next morning, an old delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, 'Why does everyone keep saying “collision” when it’s just plain ol’ bright and sunny out here?' A friendly neighbor overheard him and laughed, replying, 'That’s because they’re always fixing collisions—even when there ain’t none!'

4. One stormy evening, a regular grumbled to himself as he trudged through the rain towards Theodore Collision: ‘I swear, every time I come here, my car looks worse than when it left.’ Just then, a delivery driver jogged up, panting and soaked to the skin. 'Hey,' he said with a grin, 'your car's fixed already!' A regular scowled, but his gaze drifted to the freshly polished hood. Sure enough—no dents, no scratches. He turned around, ready to argue, only to see his neighbor waving cheerfully from inside the shop. 'Welcome back!' Theodore Collision called out. 'Your car looks better than mine now.'