About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a sleep-deprived dad stumbled into Caliber Collision, muttering something about his car and a mysterious ‘smile’ on its dashboard. The mechanic looked up from his toolbox with a puzzled expression. 'Sir,' he said, 'your car’s smile is just the gauge needle pointing to “happy engine”.' The dad rubbed his eyes and walked out, realizing it was finally time for coffee.
2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual request. ‘My truck won’t start,’ he said, ‘but it only happens when I’m singing along to country music.’ The mechanic shrugged and asked him to sing along to some classic country tunes while he worked under the hood. After a few minutes, the engine roared back to life. 'Country music,' the mechanic mused, 'must be like kryptonite for your truck.' The delivery driver laughed and drove off, never realizing that his truck had simply developed a taste for good ol' American songs.
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual request. ‘Can you fix my horn?’ he asked. The mechanic nodded and got to work. An hour later, the driver emerged smiling, but when he honked the horn, it played ‘Happy Birthday.’ A few days later, a neighbor came in, complaining that his radio was playing random songs. The mechanic grinned, ‘That’s our secret weapon!’ Turns out, every time they fixed something at Caliber Collision, the car sang a little tune.
4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual request. ‘Can you fix my truck?’ he asked, grinning broadly. The mechanic raised an eyebrow but nodded, and soon found himself staring at a perfectly functioning vehicle—except for one small detail: it was made entirely of Legos. The mechanic scratched his head, puzzled. 'Um, sir,' he said, 'this is... um... not exactly what I expected.' The delivery driver shrugged nonchalantly. 'Hey, it's just a hobby,' he replied. 'You know, kids these days.' Eventually, after much laughter and some creative engineering, Caliber Collision proudly displayed their first Lego truck on the showroom floor.