About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the Whittier Clinic, a regular patient once asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it always take so long for my prescription to arrive here?’ The receptionist replied, ‘Because our pharmacy is in another dimension.’ One day, an anxious delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘When will my package finally arrive?!’ With a straight face, she answered, ‘It’ll get here when it gets here.’ And sure enough, after what seemed like forever, a wrinkled old man walked in carrying the package and said, ‘I found this on my walk—looks like it got lost in transit.’
2. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the Whittier Clinic with an unusual package. The nurse on duty eyed him suspiciously as he explained that it was for ‘Dr. Sleepyhead’s special formula’. The nurse took the package warily and went inside. Later that day, everyone in town received a mysterious package labeled ‘Whittier Clinic’s Secret Recipe’—turning out to be nothing more than a jar of honey from a local bee keeper. Since then, whenever someone asks for Dr. Sleepyhead’s formula, they get a warm smile and a free spoonful.
3. At the Whittier Clinic, a delivery driver pulled up to the door and called out, 'Hey, anyone here seen my package? I left it in the waiting room!' A nurse poked her head out and replied, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t deliver packages here.’ The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and said, ‘Oh, right… guess I’ll just wait for my neighbor then!’
4. At the Whittier Clinic, a concerned neighbor stopped by one morning and asked the receptionist, 'Do you think it's normal for patients to leave with bandages on their heads?' The receptionist smiled gently and replied, ‘Oh yes, it’s quite common here. We specialize in headbands that keep hats secure during exercise!’ The neighbor laughed, realizing his mistake, while an embarrassed patient walked out wearing a brightly colored sports headband.