About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Health Partners Riverside Urgent Care. The sign outside read ‘Closed,’ but something didn’t feel right—there was a faint light coming from inside. Curious, he knocked gently on the door. A sleepy nurse peered out and asked what he wanted. With a tired smile, he replied, 'Just checking if you’re open for business or maybe selling energy drinks?' The nurse laughed and said, 'We’re closed, but I’ll make an exception.'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Health Partners Riverside Urgent Care and noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only dim lights and an old TV playing reruns of Seinfeld. The humming grew louder as he approached the door, which suddenly opened with a creak. Inside, a gruff voice called out: ‘Hey! Delivery guy? We’re closed!’ A tired-looking nurse waved him away with a smile. Turning around, our hero realized it was just another late-night rerun of his favorite show on the clinic’s TV.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Health Partners Riverside Urgent Care and noticed something odd on the sign above the entrance: ‘Emergency Services Available—Except for Mondays When We’re Closed.’ Curious, the driver decided to check anyway. Inside, an elderly nurse looked up from her crossword puzzle and said, 'Oh, hello there! Monday’s closed, remember? But come back any other day—it’s just us against the world!' The delivery guy laughed and left, realizing that sometimes even urgent care has its quirks.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Health Partners Riverside Urgent Care. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—a small dog barking frantically inside the waiting room. Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw an old man reading a newspaper, completely oblivious to the commotion. The little dog, clearly not from around here, kept darting towards the exit, yapping away. Eventually, the delivery guy opened the door and asked, ‘Sir, do you mind if I take this tiny terror home? He seems lost.’ With a startled look, the old man replied, ‘Oh, that’s my neighbor’s dog! He always gets like this when he sees strangers.’