Community-University Health Care Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Community-University Health Care Center with a box of urgent supplies. As he approached the door, he noticed an odd glow coming from inside—a soft, greenish light that seemed to pulse in rhythm. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a group of students working on some strange project. One of them, wearing a lab coat, waved excitedly, saying, ‘It’s just our new LED lamp for the waiting room!’ The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers instead.’

2. Early in the morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver pulled up to the Community-University Health Care Center with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he heard faint whispers coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old janitor humming softly as he dusted off some medical equipment. The driver smiled, realizing it was just another day at the health center—until he noticed the janitor whispering into his broomstick. Turns out, it was just an elderly neighbor cleaning early and talking to himself. Everyone went on their way, and the only thing delivered that morning was good humor.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Community-University Health Care Center and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Emergency Room Open Round-the-Clock for All Your Non-Emergency Needs.’ Curious, he walked in and found only a bored-looking nurse behind the counter. 'Can I help you?' she asked without looking up. He explained the sign, and she yawned, 'Oh, that’s just our new policy. Now everyone comes here for everything.' She shrugged. The delivery driver left, shaking his head, but later that week, his neighbor thanked him for recommending the place—‘They fixed my printer!’