About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Beth’s Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a unicorn grazing in the lot today, please do not feed it.’ One day, a delivery driver spotted something strange—a tiny unicorn indeed, nibbling on dandelions near the trucks. He laughed and said, 'Hey little guy, don’t you know cars are your competition?' The next week, everyone saw a sign: 'Unicorns welcome, but please park your car elsewhere!'
2. At Beth’s Auto Sales, every afternoon around three o’clock, a delivery driver would arrive with a mysterious package. No one knew what it contained, but everyone watched as he walked briskly through the lot, whistling a jaunty tune. One day, an excited neighbor rushed over, asking if anyone had seen his lost dog. Turns out, the delivery driver had accidentally brought Fido in the mysterious package! With much laughter and apologies, Beth found the perfect home for the canine, and now, whenever someone mentions strange deliveries, everyone just smiles and says, ‘Probably just Beth trying to reunite another lost pet.’
3. At Beth’s Auto Sales, every week a mysterious box appears on the loading dock. No one knows who leaves it or why, but inside are always oddball items—an old tire gauge shaped like a dinosaur, a rusted license plate from Wyoming, and once, a tiny wind-up car that played ‘Happy Birthday.’ One week, a delivery driver left a note: ‘Sorry for the delay, had to stop at the pet store.’ Inside was a small plastic dog with a sign reading ‘World’s Best Salesperson.’ Since then, whenever someone buys a car, they get an extra gift—a furry friend to keep them company during their commute.
4. At Beth’s Auto Sales, whenever a new car arrives, the salesman whispers something strange into its rearview mirror. One day, a little boy pointed at the car and asked his mom, ‘Why does that car look like it’s smiling back at us?’ A delivery driver once stopped by and joked, ‘I guess today’s car is having a good hair day!’ The next morning, a neighbor saw the same car and said, “It looks like Beth finally taught it how to smile!” And everyone laughed, realizing that maybe cars don’t really smile—maybe they just reflect our own emotions back at us.