Banfield Pet Hospital

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The closer he got, the more it resembled a chorus of tiny electric guitars, as if hundreds of tiny animals were practicing their scales. Curious, the driver opened the door, and what he saw made him laugh out loud—thousands of tiny robot vacuum cleaners, each equipped with its own miniature guitar, were cleaning the floors in perfect harmony. Turns out, someone had left them on autopilot during a staff party.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and noticed something unusual on the parking lot—a tiny little box wrapped in colorful paper. Curious, he approached it, only to discover that inside was a small puppy with big brown eyes and a wagging tail. The next morning, everyone at Banfield was talking about it—turns out, someone’s neighbor had accidentally left their Christmas present there overnight. A regular stopped by later that day, picked up the pup, and took him home as their own little surprise.

3. Late one night, as the moon lit up the quiet streets of Portland, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital. Something unusual caught his eye—a sign reading ‘Emergency Service Only’ glowing eerily in the dark. Curious, he parked and approached the entrance. Inside, he found only a sleepy receptionist dozing behind the counter. She yawned and said, 'Just another slow night.' The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and thought, 'At least they’re not too busy to get some rest!'

4. Late one night, when the city slept, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital. The streetlights cast eerie shadows on the empty parking lot, but inside, something unusual was happening—an old cat seemed to be guiding him towards the emergency entrance. As he followed the cat, the delivery driver noticed it kept stopping near a small door with an LED sign reading ‘Emergency Clinic.’ Inside, a sleepy vet scratched his head and said, ‘I thought I locked that up tight!’ Turns out, the cat just wanted its late-night snack of fish treats.