U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into U.S. Bank and asked the teller for a dollar. When she said no, he pointed towards the ceiling and exclaimed, 'But I saw it coming out!' Everyone looked up—and sure enough, a penny seemed to be floating there. Then an old lady approached him and gently said, ‘Honey, that’s just a coin stuck in the ceiling tile.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully and replied, ‘Oh,’ before turning around and walking out of the bank with his head held high—because after all, he had tried!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank's loading dock. As he opened the truck door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. The driver looked around, puzzled, but no other trucks were nearby. Suddenly, a small bird flew out of the truck and chirped right next to his ear. Startled, the driver jumped back, knocking over a box labeled 'NEW CHECKBOOKS'. A few minutes later, after sweeping up feathers and papers, a neighbor walked by and asked if everything was okay. With a relieved smile, the delivery guy replied, ‘Just another day at work!’

3. One day, a small dog wandered into U.S. Bank's lobby and started barking at the ceiling. Employees looked puzzled until they noticed an old man in the corner smiling broadly. It turned out that the old man was the building’s janitor, who had installed a tiny speaker above the reception desk as part of his secret prank. The dog, it seems, had just heard him practicing his yodeling for the annual bank employee talent show. Everyone burst out laughing, including the dog, who finally stopped barking—and promptly sat down next to the janitor to watch more ‘performances.’

4. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the U.S. Bank manager and said, 'I’ve been coming here every day for years, but today I noticed something strange.' The old man continued, ‘Today when I walked in, there was a new painting on the wall—an abstract piece that looks like it could use some paint.’ The manager smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Oh yes, that’s our new security guard’s artwork. He says it keeps away burglars.’ The old customer laughed heartily and said, ‘Well, if that doesn’t work, maybe next time you should hang a sign that reads “Bank Closed.”’