About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to First Federal Bank of Wisconsin one morning and exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many dollar bills flying around!' It turned out that a nearby printing press had accidentally released a batch of new dollar bills into the windy street. The delivery driver was just in the right place at the wrong time. A kind neighbor helped gather most of the money, and everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to First Federal Bank of Wisconsin one morning and noticed an unusual sound coming from inside. It was like someone was playing a kazoo very loudly behind the counter. The delivery driver knocked on the door and peeked inside. Behind the counter stood an old gentleman humming along with his kazoo, completely oblivious to the commotion. Turns out he played it every Tuesday for exercise. Everyone in town thought it was just another quirky local tradition.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to First Federal Bank of Wisconsin one morning and noticed an old man standing outside, counting something under his breath. The driver waved hello but got no response. Finally, another customer approached the old man. ‘Excuse me,’ they said, ‘are you counting your change?’ The old man looked up, startled, then smiled sheepishly. ‘No,’ he replied, ‘I’m just practicing for my new job as a bank teller.’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who thought, ‘At least now I know where to cash in my jokes!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to First Federal Bank of Wisconsin one morning and noticed an unusual item in the parking lot—a tiny, perfectly folded origami crane perched on top of the bank’s security camera. The next day, a neighbor saw another origami crane floating gently from the air conditioning unit. Soon enough, the whole town was making paper birds and leaving them around the bank—by the end of the week, there were hundreds of colorful cranes dancing in the breeze. The delivery driver even brought in his own collection, proudly announcing he’d been practicing for months. To everyone’s surprise, the bank manager smiled and said, ‘Welcome to our new art installation!’