About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One afternoon, as a regular customer was depositing money into Brewery Credit Union, he noticed the ATM screen suddenly lit up with a message in bright neon green: ‘We accept beers as deposits too!’ The man grinned and pulled out his wallet, revealing several bottles of craft beer. The teller smiled back, saying, 'Just sign here, sir.' A few minutes later, the ATM spit out a receipt: 'Beer Deposit Accepted: IPA for $15.' Word spread quickly around town, and soon everyone from delivery drivers to neighbors started making their deposits with cold ones instead of cash.
2. One afternoon, as a regular customer was depositing money into Brewery Credit Union, he noticed that the ATM screen kept flashing a mysterious message: ‘Your transaction is brewing… please wait.’ Curious, our regular decided to leave and return later. When he came back, the ATM displayed another cryptic message: 'Please enjoy your beer while waiting.' Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed the machine to dispense miniature bottles of craft brew instead of cash—quite an unexpected perk for Brewery Credit Union’s patrons!
3. One afternoon, as a regular customer was depositing money into Brewery Credit Union, he overheard two employees discussing a mysterious package they’d received earlier that day. Curious, our regular approached and pretended to sign some documents nearby. One of the employees leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, ‘It’s supposed to be a new security device.’ The other nodded, then both burst out laughing so hard they spilled their coffee. Our man walked away shaking his head, thinking maybe the real mystery was why anyone would ever take these guys seriously.’
4. One afternoon, as a regular customer was depositing money into Brewery Credit Union, he overheard two employees discussing a mysterious keg of beer hidden somewhere in the basement. Curious, our regular decided to investigate and found the keg himself during his lunch break. Turned out it was just an old promotional gift from a local brewery. The next day, everyone brought their thermoses for free beer, but the manager had to explain that it was actually a credit union, not a brewpub. Moral of the story? Always check if your bank serves beer before asking for a loan!