About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he opened it, everyone in the branch watched curiously. Inside was a small robot cashier with a mischievous glint in its eye. It greeted everyone with a cheery voice and started dispensing free snacks instead of money. By lunchtime, BMO had become the talk of the town—people flocked not for banking but for cookies and jokes.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into BMO and asked the teller, 'Do you know why they call it BMO?' The teller replied, 'No sir, why do they call it that?' The old man whispered conspiratorially, 'Because every morning there's a different line!' A few days later, a delivery driver approached the counter and asked curiously, ‘Why’s it called BMO?’ The teller smiled and said, ‘You’ll see!’ Just then, another customer impatiently waved from behind him, yelling, “Move it along, BMO!” Everyone burst out laughing.
3. A few days ago, a curious neighbor parked his car outside BMO and noticed something odd. The automatic doors were open, but no one seemed to be inside. Curious, he walked up and peered inside. All was quiet—until a voice from behind said, 'Finally! Delivery’s here!' Turned out it was just a late-night janitor taking a break in the lobby. The neighbor left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll check twice before calling the cops.’
4. A few weeks ago, someone left a large cardboard box on the bank’s front steps. Inside was a fully stocked picnic basket—complete with sandwiches, bottles of water, and even a note that read: ‘For when you’re feeling too busy for lunch.’ The next day, another anonymous gift appeared—a small bag filled with freshly baked cookies and a handwritten thank-you note from ‘the busiest person in town.’ It became a weekly tradition until one Monday morning, when a sleepy delivery driver found an espresso machine on the steps with a sign reading: ‘Finally, something I can use while catching up on paperwork!’