About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the alley behind Alfie’s. Among boxes and cleaning supplies, there lay an old, dust-covered violin case. Curious, he picked it up—only to hear faint strains of classical music drifting from within. The delivery driver opened the case carefully, revealing an ancient instrument wrapped in tattered cloth. As he unwrapped it, an elderly gentleman emerged, rubbing his eyes sleepily. ‘Alfie must’ve left me here again,’ he yawned. Turns out, Alfie’s grandfather had been sneaking off for morning concerts, leaving his disguised overnight guest behind each time.’
2. One day, while getting a trim at Alfie’s, a regular noticed an odd message on the bathroom mirror: ‘Today is your lucky day—ask for a free facial!’ Curious customers started asking Alfie, but he denied any knowledge of it. Yet, whenever someone did ask, they’d mysteriously receive a complimentary treatment. Then one day, a delivery driver asked for the facial and walked out beaming, claiming his beard looked ‘like never before.’ Soon enough, everyone in town was showing up just for that mysterious freebie. Alfie eventually confessed with a smile: ‘It’s my little way of saying thank you, guys. Business has been great!’
3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Alfie’s and noticed a strange sign taped to the door. It read: ‘Today’s special: haircuts so good, you’ll forget why you came!’ Curious, he went in anyway. An hour later, he emerged with a perfect haircut—compliments from everyone around—and no idea where his truck was parked. A friendly neighbor eventually pointed it out, grinning: 'That Alfie sure knows how to keep customers!'
4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes from his truck near Alfie’s, he stumbled upon a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and noticed the note inside reading: ‘For the best hairstyle of your life—open me!’ He carefully opened the package, only to find an old newspaper clipping with a faded photo of Alfie posing with a vintage haircutting machine. Smiling, he thought, 'What harm can it do?' Little did he know that Alfie’s secret recipe for perfect hair involved ancient techniques passed down through generations. The next morning, every customer walked out with a stylish new look—and the delivery driver became Alfie’s newest apprentice!'