About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while stocking shelves in Safeway’s backroom, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. No label, no return address—just an old-fashioned note scribbled in pencil: ‘For safekeeping.’ The delivery driver took it inside, curious but cautious. Days passed, and still nobody claimed the package. Finally, one evening, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, asking for his ‘special medicine.’ The pharmacist smiled: 'We found your package, sir—it was waiting for you.' Turns out, it was just someone's long-forgotten birthday present.
2. In Safeway’s pharmacy section, an elderly gentleman often stopped to admire the colorful bottles on the shelf. One day, he picked up a vial and asked the pharmacist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Is this really what it says?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Why, yes sir, that's exactly what it says!' The old man laughed heartily and put down the bottle, saying, 'Then I’ll take two of those!'
3. While waiting for his prescription at Safeway's counter, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I wonder if they’ve restocked those funny-shaped vitamins today.’ Finally, an impatient delivery driver behind him tapped his horn and shouted, ‘Hey, pal! Do those vitamins come in ambulances?’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor guy at the counter who was trying to decipher the prescription.
4. In Safeway’s checkout line, a little girl pointed excitedly at the cashier’s name tag and whispered to her mom, ‘Mom, look! It says “Superhero”!’ The mother smiled and leaned down, whispering back, ‘Honey, that’s just his name.’ The little girl thought for a moment then exclaimed, ‘Oh! Then why does he wear a cape?’