About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to BankUnited and exclaimed, 'This is the strangest thing I've seen in ages!' Everyone gathered around to see what had him so perplexed. Upon closer inspection, everyone saw that the bank’s neon sign was flashing: ‘WE ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CURRENCY EXCEPT CASH.’ A delivery driver chuckled and said, ‘Guess they’re trying out new marketing strategies!’ The whole neighborhood burst into laughter, realizing it was just an old-fashioned malfunction.
2. One afternoon, a little girl walked into BankUnited with her piggybank in hand. The teller looked up, smiled warmly, and asked, ‘What can I do for you today?’ Without missing a beat, the girl replied, ‘I want to open an account—my parents say it’s important to save money.’ The teller nodded approvingly, took the piggybank, and counted the coins inside. With a twinkle in her eye, she said, 'Looks like you've got quite a nest egg here!' The little girl beamed proudly as they filled out the paperwork together. As she left, the teller whispered to herself, 'Another future millionaire in the making.'
3. One day, while collecting bank statements from BankUnited’s parking lot, a postal worker found an unusual package wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he opened it only to discover… nothing but empty space inside. Confused and amused, the postal worker shrugged his shoulders and closed the box. A few days later, another employee noticed him carrying what looked like an identical package out of the building. When asked, he replied with a smile, ‘Just delivering some air to our new client.’
4. One foggy night, an old man parked his car near BankUnited and noticed something strange: every time he turned on his headlights, they seemed to flicker like fireflies. Curious, he approached the building, but as soon as he stepped inside, everything went quiet—even the lights stopped dancing. Turns out, it was just a bug in one of the security cameras playing tricks on him. The old man laughed it off, realizing that sometimes our minds play pranks even better than any camera could.