About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one morning and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they call it “Chase”?’ The guard replied, ‘No idea.’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘Me neither— but I bet someone’s gonna get chased today!’ The guard laughed and shook his head, then went back to checking IDs. Later that day, a regular customer walked in and asked, ‘Hey, did you hear about what happened here today?’ The guard raised an eyebrow and replied, ‘Nope, tell me!’ The customer grinned and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Apparently, some poor guy got chased out of the drive-through line!’
2. A neighbor stopped by Chase Bank one afternoon with an unusual request. As he approached the teller window, he whispered something so softly that no one could hear him but the cashier. The cashier leaned in closer and asked quietly, ‘What exactly are you after?’ The neighbor smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Just a small loan… for my parrot’s tuition.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the confused parrot perched on his shoulder. The cashier shook her head and said, ‘Next time, bring your bird to the right branch—Animal Finance!’
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank to make a deposit. As he walked in, he noticed something odd on the counter—a small envelope labeled ‘Found Money.’ Inside were several hundred dollars, but no note explaining how it got there. The delivery driver picked up the envelope and thought, ‘What am I supposed to do with found money?’ He decided to put it back where he found it. Later that evening, his neighbor knocked on his door and said, “Hey, did you find an envelope today? My granddaughter must’ve left it here.” The driver smiled and replied, “I returned it to the bank!” His neighbor laughed and said, “That’s funny—my granddaughter works there!”
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one morning, fumbling with a stack of envelopes. Just as he reached for the door handle, an old man in a tweed suit approached him, whispering something about missing payments. The delivery driver nodded absently and opened the door. The old man vanished into thin air, leaving behind only a faint scent of pipe smoke. Startled, the driver looked around but saw no one. He shrugged it off, thinking maybe he was just sleep-deprived from too many late nights. Later that week, his wife found an extra envelope among the deliveries—with a note scribbled on it: ‘Thanks for noticing me.’