About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was sorting through his mail one morning when he noticed something strange. Every Tuesday, an envelope addressed to ‘The Real Owner’ appeared in the mailbox of the local postmaster. Curious, the postmaster opened it once—inside was a note reading: ‘Please deliver this to myself.’ It turned out that every week someone new claimed to be the real owner!’ The regular laughed, shaking his head, while a delivery driver added, ‘Guess the USPS has more mystery packages than Amazon these days.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the US Post Office early in the morning and muttered under his breath, ‘Today’s gonna be a slow day—nothing but bills and junk.’ But as soon as he opened the back door, he found himself face-to-face with an envelope unlike any other. The envelope was thick, heavy, and had no return address. As he opened it, out popped a stack of hundred-dollar bills and a note that read: 'Use wisely.' The delivery driver looked around nervously, then grinned. That afternoon, everyone in town saw him buying donuts for the whole neighborhood. Moral of the story? Sometimes the mail brings more than just bills.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the US Post Office early in the morning. As he unloaded packages from his truck, he heard someone whispering behind him. Turning around, he saw no one—just an empty parking lot. Suddenly, a voice whispered again: ‘Hey, pal, did you see that package marked “Personal and Confidential”?’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but couldn’t spot anyone. Then he laughed to himself, thinking it was just his neighbour playing a prank, and went back to work. That afternoon, when his wife asked if he’d seen her new coffee mug, he sheepishly admitted: ‘I thought I saw it here earlier…’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the US Post Office and noticed an envelope with no return address. Curious, he opened it—and found himself staring at a note that read: ‘Dear Mailman, please deliver this letter…to yourself.’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some prank. He sealed the envelope back up and slipped it into his own mailbag. Days later, while sorting letters in front of the post office, a familiar face approached him. ‘Hey,’ said a neighbor, ‘did you get my letter?’ The driver grinned sheepishly, realizing the joke had come full circle.