America First Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dusk, when America First Credit Union usually hummed with activity, an old man in a tweed suit appeared outside its doors every day. He never entered, just stood there, counting invisible coins and muttering to himself. One evening, a delivery driver asked him, ‘Sir, what are you doing?’ The old man replied, ‘Counting my million-dollar fortune.’ The driver nodded knowingly and said, ‘Me too,’ before continuing his route. As night fell, the old man vanished into thin air, leaving behind only a faint scent of old money and tweed.

2. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you see anyone trying to withdraw more money than they actually have, please inform our staff immediately.’ Soon enough, an elderly neighbor walked in and asked for a withdrawal of exactly $987,654.23. Everyone froze for a moment, then burst into laughter—including the teller who promptly told him he could only take out $500. The old man nodded wisely, smiled, and said, 'Thank heavens I checked my balance before coming here!'

3. Have you heard about the time someone tried to withdraw money from America First Credit Union using a wheelbarrow? It was quite the sight—everyone just stood there, staring until the teller finally asked, ‘Sir, do you have an account here?’ Next thing you know, another guy walks in with a shopping cart full of groceries and asks if he can open an account. The teller looks confused but says, 'Sure, why not?' Turns out, it was his neighbor’s grocery delivery—he had forgotten his wallet.

4. At closing time, a little girl walked into America First Credit Union, her eyes wide with wonder. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, pointing towards the empty lobby, ‘is that a ghost?’ The teller smiled and shook her head gently. 'No, honey,' she said softly, 'just our night security guard, Mr. Jenkins.' The girl giggled, relieved, then turned back to her mom. 'But Mommy,' she asked curiously, 'why does he wear such big shoes?'