About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Texas Collision Centers and asked, ‘How do you fix something that’s never been broken?’ The manager thought for a moment, then replied with a sly smile, 'We simply mark it as stolen.' The delivery driver laughed heartily, realizing he’d stumbled upon a unique business philosophy.
2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked, 'Why does it smell like barbecue every time I drive past Texas Collision Centers?' The owner smiled and replied, ‘We use a special air freshener shaped like a brisket. Keeps customers happy while they wait!’ The neighbor nodded knowingly and said, ‘Guess that explains why my dog always sniffs so hard when we drive by.’
3. At night, when everyone had gone home, employees heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the garage. It grew louder each week until one morning they found themselves singing along—only no one else could hear it. Finally, someone suggested bringing in a mechanic from next door. He listened intently and then said, ‘That’s just your old radio—it got stuck on a station nobody else can tune into.’ Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been serenaded by their own forgotten tunes all along.
4. A mechanic wondered aloud one day: "I wonder if our customers' cars fix themselves while we're not here?" Suddenly, an old lady walked in and asked for her car’s oil change. The mechanic smiled and said, 'Ma’am, your engine must be doing some serious self-fixing—we haven’t even touched it!' Turns out, she’d driven through a puddle earlier that morning.