Prosperity Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Prosperity Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why our packages always seem to disappear right after they’re delivered here?’ The guard thought for a moment and replied, 'Oh, those packages? They don't disappear—our CEO just has a habit of borrowing them for his personal projects!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and said, 'I’ll keep that in mind next time.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Prosperity Bank carrying a large cardboard box under his arm. As he approached the counter, the teller noticed something odd—a small, glittering object peeked out from among the packing peanuts. Curious, the teller asked what was in the box. The old man smiled and said, 'Just some extra cash for our community.' Turns out, it was confetti from a nearby party. Everyone had a good laugh, and the bank’s manager even offered him a free cake.

3. One afternoon, a customer approached the teller and asked, ‘Do you accept deposits in dreams?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We don’t take deposits in dreams, but we do offer loans for those who’ve had particularly lucrative ones!' The customer laughed and walked away, muttering something about needing to dream up some serious cash.

4. One rainy night, a delivery driver rushed into Prosperity Bank with an umbrella under his arm. The security guard eyed him suspiciously as he placed a small package on the counter. The security guard took a closer look and noticed that the package was wrapped in old newspapers from 1987. Curious, he asked what it contained. ‘Just some ancient coins,’ replied the delivery driver nonchalantly. Turning around, they both saw a neighborhood kid waving frantically outside, yelling, “Mom says you forgot your umbrella!”