Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular customer at Chase Bank noticed something strange on his way out: ‘Hey,’ he called to the teller, ‘why is there a tiny door in the wall?’ The teller smiled and whispered conspiratorially, ‘It’s for our secret agent, sir. In case of an emergency, he can sneak through.’ The customer nodded knowingly, amused but not too curious, and left with a smile. That night, a delivery driver joked to his neighbor that he’d seen the agent practicing his stealth skills in the alley behind the bank.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank's loading dock and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. He shrugged it off as nothing unusual until he saw a faint glow seeping through the door. Curious, he cracked open the door—just enough for his head—and peered inside. To his surprise, rows upon rows of dancing dollar bills were doing some sort of strange money waltz. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just an optical illusion caused by fatigue. On his way out, though, he tripped over a stray coin and fell flat on his face, waking up everyone in the neighborhood with his loud thud.

3. At Chase Bank, a teller named Sarah overheard an unusual conversation one afternoon. ‘Did you hear?’ whispered a regular customer, ‘the ATM just started speaking in rhymes!’ Sarah raised an eyebrow but pretended not to notice. The next day, she heard the ATM recite: "I’m here for cash, Not poetry class!" Everyone laughed, and soon Chase’s customers were waiting in line just to see the poetic machine.

4. One day, as a regular customer was leaving Chase Bank, he heard someone whisper, 'Your balance is now infinity dollars.' Curious, he turned around—but everyone else seemed oblivious. Confused and intrigued, he asked the teller, who shrugged and said, ‘Must be a glitch in our new software.’ The next week, his neighbor stopped by with a confused look: ‘Hey, I just got an email saying my mortgage is zero!’ Turns out, it wasn’t just him—everyone’s balances had mysteriously become infinite—or free.