About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular approached the teller and asked with a straight face: ‘Can I open an account for my pet hamster? It’s got its own Social Security number.’ The teller smiled politely but shook her head. ‘I’m sorry,’ she said gently, ‘but our policy doesn’t allow accounts for rodents.’ The man nodded understandingly and walked away, muttering something about how his hamster was more responsible than some people he knew.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the drive-thru window one afternoon, frowning slightly. To the teller's surprise, he said, 'I need to make a withdrawal—can you accept cash or Bitcoin?' The teller blinked a few times before replying, ‘We only take dollars here, sir.’ The driver nodded and smiled, pulling out a wad of bills from his bag. ‘Just checking,’ he said casually. As he drove off, someone in the line behind him muttered, ‘Bitcoin? Next time bring some groceries!’
3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot heard an odd humming noise coming from inside the credit union building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the windows and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the faint glow of a neon sign flashing in the corner office. Curious, he slowly approached the door, but it was locked tight. Just then, his radio crackled with a routine message. Deciding to play it safe, our guard pretended everything was normal until morning shift arrived. Turns out, it was just a new employee testing their neon sign—a regular who thought nobody would notice if they stayed late.
4. A young employee was counting envelopes late one night when she noticed something strange: every time she looked away from the pile for even a second, it seemed to grow taller. Finally, she dared to glance back—only to discover that the stack had shrunk slightly, as if someone had been helping her out! Turns out, an old security guard liked to pull pranks on new employees.