About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Pharmacy Northshire, customers often noticed an odd occurrence late at night. Whenever a delivery driver approached the front door with boxes in hand, their dog would start barking uncontrollably from inside the car, even if it had been quiet before. One evening, a delivery driver arrived with a calm pooch, but as soon as they opened the door, the usually docile dog started howling like never before. The puzzled driver looked around, only to see that his own reflection in the glass was causing the commotion. Everyone laughed when he sheepishly explained, ‘I guess my dog’s not such a morning person after all.’
2. At Pharmacy Northshire, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘I’m starting to think these bottles move themselves!’ One morning, he found several boxes of aspirin arranged alphabetically by expiration date. Later that week, an elderly neighbor stopped in and asked if they had any cough syrup. The pharmacist replied, ‘We’re out, but I can show you our collection of expired cough drops—also organized by expiration date.’ The neighbor shook his head and said, ‘You people are too efficient for your own good!’
3. At Pharmacy Northshire, a delivery driver once muttered under his breath, ‘Why does everything in here look exactly like it did five years ago?’ Finally, an old neighbor walked in and whispered back, ‘Because they never bothered changing anything since you moved away.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing he was just as stuck in his own routine as everyone else.
4. At Pharmacy Northshire, a delivery driver once growled, ‘Why do I always get sent here when it’s raining?’ Inside, an elderly pharmacist shook his head and replied, ‘Because you’re our only delivery guy with an umbrella.’ A neighbor passing by chuckled and muttered, ‘And he’s the only one who complains when it’s not.’